Bears Have It Right

The SGN human resources department is being a real pain these days. First they tried to force some 401K rule on us (which we told them to shove you know where...), and now they are trying to push this "Bear Philosophy". They claim that when a bear hibernates for the winter, it wakes feeling refreshed and full of creative energy. It is at that precise moment that the bear fully realizes its goals and dreams, and is empowered to achieve them on every level. Shortly after this period of enlightenment, the bear goes into a horrifying fit of rage and kills everything in its path. (Not sure how that fits in with the philosophy, the HR guys kind of dodged that part.)

Anyway, as a result SGN will be hibernating for the winter. Occasionally we may step out of den should the need arise (like if Marco Andretti finally goes #2 in the big boy chair), but we need our beauty sleep. Plus we are preparing a special surprise for the spring. Here is a hint to get everyone speculating. It involves a pipe wrench, an overweight beekeeper, and seven ripe watermelons.