Stolen Mail: Dear Kyle Busch

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Dear Kyle,

I just wanted to let you know that I am your #1 fan, and I am rooting for you every weekend. I know that many people dislike you, but you need to remember that sometimes people get jealous of talents that they themselves do not posses.

I know things are down for you right now, and you are struggling to get your momentum back. It's OK Kyle, you are only human. And you have what it takes to get back in this thing.

After you win the chase this year, please consider moving into the Formula One Cup Series. I think you will do very well, and you can show those guys how to bump draft. Please do not bother with IndyCar, they don't race on enough ovals so it would be boring to watch.

By the way, I bought the Kyle Busch crock pot, and last weekend I made a really good pot roast for my Nascar buddies. We all agreed that it tasted better than anything we have ever cooked in a Dale JR crock pot.

Just so you know, my buddies and I hate Carl Edwards. We made a sign that says "Carl Edwards Is A Tool". Its up in my front yard next to my couch.

Well, thanks for listening. Just remember, you are the greatest Nascar driver of all time.

Sincerely from your #1 fan,
- Kyle Busch