Is F1 Promoting Vampirism?

This weekend the dark streets of Singapore will be filled with the screams of speeding creatures of the night. No one will be able to escape from the horrors of the "winged" ones, and anyone who looks upon them will be forced to pay for tickets (with blood).

In order to prepare for Formula One's first night race, many of the drivers will adjust their schedules accordingly. Everyone except for Kimi Raikkonen that is.

"I enjoy evenings and night time more anyhow. I like to sleep until noon every day so for me this seems the perfect venue. I am more awake in the evenings than in the mornings."

Either he is a very lazy drunk, or is a direct descendant of Vlad III the Impaler.

Lewis Hamilton has expressed some concern over unintentional shape shifting.

"Apparently not acclimatising is much harder than adapting, because your body naturally wants to change" (into a bat)


Fernando Alonso is new to drinking the blood of a human, but willing to give it a try.


"I'm not convinced that it will be the future of motor racing, but I am still curious to see what it's like."

David Coulthard, who is quite obviously not a vampire since he seems to age every second, had this to say. (Based on the idiotic statement below, he is likely to be eaten first)

"I'm eating a lot of carrots because they apparently help you to see better in the dark"

But this is not the first time F1 has aligned itself with the undead: